Fun Facts
Once a hushed secret, their secretions are now well known and hold down high-paying, respectable jobs.

MER Discography
MER 18: What's the Point? 2009

MER 24: Secret Secretions 2010

Bandcamp

Secret Secretions

Ryan, Keith, & Lance really used to tear up the Stevens Point house show scene. Their enthusiasm was infectious and their live sets were inspired. Also, their soundproofing of the WRAT WOMB was legendary. When everyone was moving out of the house they had to come to ShopKo multiple times to get enough rubbing alcohol to kill all the mold that grew under the foam and carpet. It was awesome.

I wish I didn't have to write this as a eulogy. RIP Secret Secretions! You are missed.